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USA · Season 4 standings

Season completed233 / 233 results recorded30 Aug 2022 – 6 Dec 2022

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Points, ranking & form

A win earns 4 league points and a draw earns 2.

Bonus points (B): A losing team earns 1 bonus league point if it loses by 1–4 match points. For example, a 24–27 loss earns 1 bonus point; a 24–29 loss earns none. Wins and draws do not earn a bonus point. The B column shows the bonus points earned in this phase. They are already included in the league total: Pts = (4 × W) + (2 × D) + B.

Teams are ranked by Pts → G → F → PD. Tied teams share a position. Each stage starts a new table.

P played · W won · D drawn · L lost · F points for · A points against · PD points difference · G grid points · B bonus points · Pts league points.

Form shows the entire season from left to right in fixture week order, including knockout and placement games. Select a result for details. Knockout results do not count towards group tables.

W Win D Draw L Loss – Unplayed Season form · earliest → latest · Outlined week numbers belong to this table's phase

Knockouts, placements & final standings4 brackets

Tier 1

Recorded finishing positions

Gold No Hat Mafia 1st in tier

Silver ¡Pa'lante! 2nd in tier

Bronze Wednesdays 3rd in tier

Competitive season totals; B and Pts are from league matches only.

Season totals in recorded finishing order. Knockout matches do not award bonus points or league points.
Pos	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	No Hat Mafia	12	11	0	1	441	250	+191	117	1	37
2	¡Pa'lante!	12	9	0	3	389	291	+98	115	2	34
3	Wednesdays	12	8	1	3	357	293	+64	98	2	32
4	The Beuys	12	8	1	3	369	279	+90	114	0	34
5	AAA Aardvarks Amalgamated	11	8	0	3	308	267	+41	92	1	29
6	The Metaknees	11	8	0	3	299	257	+42	96	1	33
7	The Winterborn	11	8	0	3	325	248	+77	94	3	31
8	Magic WiFi Closet	11	6	1	4	333	276	+57	98	2	28
9	Evil DILF Motor Lodge	11	7	1	3	309	278	+31	98	0	26
10	Is this Anything?	11	6	0	5	310	281	+29	92	2	26
11	Ferrymen	11	5	0	6	292	298	-6	91	0	16
12	The Auks	11	4	0	7	279	294	-15	90	3	19

Knockout & placement matches

Follow each week from left to right. Placement matches show the positions being decided.

Week 11

Semi-final · places 1–4#691

No Hat MafiaPosition 1 in Division 1 · A33G 10

The BeuysPosition 2 in Division 1 · B22G 10

Semi-final · places 1–4#692

WednesdaysPosition 1 in Division 1 · B29G 10

¡Pa'lante!Position 2 in Division 1 · A31G 10

Placement · places 5–6#693

AAA Aardvarks AmalgamatedPosition 3 in Division 1 · A30G 10

The MetakneesPosition 3 in Division 1 · B25G 10

Placement · places 7–8#694

Magic WiFi ClosetPosition 4 in Division 1 · A26G 10

The WinterbornPosition 4 in Division 1 · B34G 10

Placement · places 9–10#695

Evil DILF Motor LodgePosition 5 in Division 1 · A30G 10

Is this Anything?Position 5 in Division 1 · B24G 10

Placement · places 11–12#696

FerrymenPosition 6 in Division 1 · A27G 10

The AuksPosition 6 in Division 1 · B25G 10

Week 12

Final · places 1–2#720

No Hat MafiaWinner of #69129G 7

¡Pa'lante!Winner of #69218G 5

Placement · places 3–4#721

WednesdaysLoser of #69222G 5

The BeuysLoser of #69118G 7

Tier 2

Recorded finishing positions

Gold 3 Mensch and a Shande 1st in tier · 13 overall

Silver The Ex-Expats 2nd in tier · 14 overall

Bronze Taco Belly Rubs 3rd in tier · 15 overall

Competitive season totals; B and Pts are from league matches only.

Season totals in recorded finishing order. Knockout matches do not award bonus points or league points.
Pos	Overall	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	13	3 Mensch and a Shande	11	9	0	2	274	227	+47	75	0	32
2	14	The Ex-Expats	11	7	0	4	298	247	+51	87	2	30
3	15	Taco Belly Rubs	11	6	1	4	288	267	+21	96	3	25
4	16	World, Un Oeuf, and Thyme	11	6	0	5	281	272	+9	96	3	27
5	17	Trash Pandas	11	6	0	5	258	270	-12	83	2	22
6	18	Mildcats	11	5	1	5	296	255	+41	91	3	25
7	19	Elisionists	11	6	0	5	260	259	+1	98	0	20
8	20	The Dan Ryan Expressway	11	6	0	5	265	275	-10	89	1	25
9	21	Kathleen Turner Overdrive	11	5	2	4	274	251	+23	82	1	21
10	22	Keen-Nections	11	4	0	7	251	257	-6	97	3	19
11	23	Excelphiles	11	5	0	6	252	266	-14	78	1	17
12	24	Meeples	11	3	0	8	192	271	-79	76	0	12

Knockout & placement matches

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Week 11

Final · places 13–14#697

3 Mensch and a ShandePosition 1 in Division 2 · A27G 10

The Ex-ExpatsPosition 1 in Division 2 · B22G 10

Placement · places 15–16#698

World, Un Oeuf, and ThymePosition 2 in Division 2 · A26G 10

Taco Belly RubsPosition 2 in Division 2 · B29G 10

Placement · places 17–18#699

Trash PandasPosition 3 in Division 2 · A23G 7

MildcatsPosition 3 in Division 2 · B22G 7

Placement · places 19–20#700

The Dan Ryan ExpresswayPosition 4 in Division 2 · A18G 10

ElisionistsPosition 4 in Division 2 · B25G 10

Placement · places 21–22#701

Keen-NectionsPosition 5 in Division 2 · A21G 10

Kathleen Turner OverdrivePosition 5 in Division 2 · B26G 10

Placement · places 23–24#702

MeeplesPosition 6 in Division 2 · A14G 7

ExcelphilesPosition 6 in Division 2 · B25G 7

Tier 3

Recorded finishing positions

Gold Vowel Appreciation Society 1st in tier · 25 overall

Silver The Oneders 2nd in tier · 26 overall

Bronze Flamingo Bellagio 3rd in tier · 27 overall

Competitive season totals; B and Pts are from league matches only.

Season totals in recorded finishing order. Knockout matches do not award bonus points or league points.
Pos	Overall	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	25	Vowel Appreciation Society	11	8	0	3	274	242	+32	88	0	28
2	26	The Oneders	11	7	0	4	282	267	+15	92	0	28
3	27	Flamingo Bellagio	11	7	0	4	284	249	+35	82	2	26
4	28	Cheugy Stardust	11	6	0	5	295	235	+60	85	2	26
5	29	15c: A Barrel Scraper	11	5	0	6	260	248	+12	87	2	18
6	30	Becoming as Galaxy Brain	11	3	1	7	225	302	-77	94	1	15
7	31	The Irregulars	11	5	0	6	207	241	-34	68	2	18
8	32	Victoria Coren Mitchell Report	11	4	1	6	248	266	-18	78	1	19
9	33	Who the hell is Michael Portillo?	11	3	0	8	229	268	-39	72	3	11
10	34	$$$Cutthroat	11	2	0	9	179	286	-107	63	2	10
11	35	Death Before Defeat... Alphabetically	11	1	1	9	227	278	-51	71	3	5
12	36	909ers	11	2	0	9	152	292	-140	60	0	8

Knockout & placement matches

Follow each week from left to right. Placement matches show the positions being decided.

Week 11

Final · places 25–26#703

Vowel Appreciation SocietyPosition 1 in Division 3 · A30G 10

The OnedersPosition 1 in Division 3 · B20G 10

Placement · places 27–28#704

Cheugy StardustPosition 2 in Division 3 · A18G 6

Flamingo BellagioPosition 2 in Division 3 · B29G 10

Placement · places 29–30#705

15c: A Barrel ScraperPosition 3 in Division 3 · A32G 10

Becoming as Galaxy BrainPosition 3 in Division 3 · B19G 10

Placement · places 31–32#706

The IrregularsPosition 4 in Division 3 · A24G 10

Victoria Coren Mitchell ReportPosition 4 in Division 3 · B18G 10

Placement · places 33–34#707

$$$CutthroatPosition 5 in Division 3 · A12G 3

Who the hell is Michael Portillo?Position 5 in Division 3 · B28G 10

Placement · places 35–36#708

909ersPosition 6 in Division 3 · A7G 4

Death Before Defeat... AlphabeticallyPosition 6 in Division 3 · B29G 10

Tier 4

Recorded finishing positions

Gold Harvard Med 1st in tier · 37 overall

Silver Honey Lambs 2nd in tier · 38 overall

Bronze The Traveling Pants 3rd in tier · 39 overall

Competitive season totals; B and Pts are from league matches only.

Season totals in recorded finishing order. Knockout matches do not award bonus points or league points.
Pos	Overall	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	37	Harvard Med	11	6	0	5	226	221	+5	71	2	22
2	38	Honey Lambs	11	3	1	7	202	279	-77	66	1	15
3	39	The Traveling Pants	11	3	0	8	170	276	-106	62	1	9
4	40	No Mountains Allowed	11	3	0	8	165	252	-87	69	0	12
5	41	Brainbow Connection	11	2	0	9	170	253	-83	61	2	6
6	42	Brandeisians	11	1	0	10	142	253	-111	54	0	4

Knockout & placement matches

Follow each week from left to right. Placement matches show the positions being decided.

Week 11

Final · places 37–38#709

Harvard MedPosition 1 in Division 425G 10

Honey LambsPosition 2 in Division 418G 4

Placement · places 39–40#710

No Mountains AllowedPosition 3 in Division 419G 10

The Traveling PantsPosition 4 in Division 420G 5

Placement · places 41–42#711

Brainbow ConnectionPosition 5 in Division 416G 5

BrandeisiansPosition 6 in Division 413G 2

Divisions7 tables

Division 1 · A

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USA · Season 4 standings · Division 1 · A
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	No Hat Mafia	5	4	1	182	117	+65	50	1	17
2	¡Pa'lante!	5	4	1	163	137	+26	50	1	17
3	AAA Aardvarks Amalgamated	5	3	2	132	139	-7	40	0	12
4	Magic WiFi Closet	5	2	3	140	143	-3	45	2	10
5	Evil DILF Motor Lodge	5	2	3	121	143	-22	43	0	8
6	Ferrymen	5	0	5	111	170	-59	34	0	0

Division 1 · B

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USA · Season 4 standings · Division 1 · B
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	Wednesdays	5	4	1	155	139	+16	44	1	17
2	The Beuys	5	4	1	153	125	+28	47	0	16
3	The Metaknees	5	3	2	130	138	-8	42	1	13
4	The Winterborn	5	2	3	132	130	+2	39	3	11
5	Is this Anything?	5	2	3	127	135	-8	41	1	9
6	The Auks	5	0	5	119	149	-30	36	3	3

Division 2 · A

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USA · Season 4 standings · Division 2 · A
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	3 Mensch and a Shande	5	5	0	124	72	+52	28	0	20
2	World, Un Oeuf, and Thyme	5	3	2	122	118	+4	39	1	13
3	Trash Pandas	5	3	2	111	111	0	31	1	13
4	The Dan Ryan Expressway	5	3	2	117	111	+6	29	1	13
5	Keen-Nections	5	1	4	104	120	-16	37	1	5
6	Meeples	5	0	5	79	125	-46	26	0	0

Division 2 · B

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USA · Season 4 standings · Division 2 · B
Pos	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	The Ex-Expats	5	4	0	1	139	109	+30	41	1	17
2	Taco Belly Rubs	5	3	1	1	130	116	+14	39	1	15
3	Mildcats	5	2	1	2	123	124	-1	37	1	11
4	Elisionists	5	2	0	3	120	124	-4	46	0	8
5	Kathleen Turner Overdrive	5	1	2	2	111	122	-11	30	0	8
6	Excelphiles	5	1	0	4	102	130	-28	26	0	4

Division 3 · A

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USA · Season 4 standings · Division 3 · A
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	Vowel Appreciation Society	5	5	0	129	90	+39	40	0	20
2	Cheugy Stardust	5	4	1	142	79	+63	41	1	17
3	15c: A Barrel Scraper	5	3	2	116	94	+22	38	1	13
4	The Irregulars	5	2	3	89	109	-20	21	1	9
5	$$$Cutthroat	5	1	4	80	112	-32	25	2	6
6	909ers	5	0	5	56	128	-72	22	0	0

Division 3 · B

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USA · Season 4 standings · Division 3 · B
Pos	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	The Oneders	5	5	0	0	138	100	+38	37	0	20
2	Flamingo Bellagio	5	4	0	1	134	106	+28	37	1	17
3	Becoming as Galaxy Brain	5	2	1	2	110	121	-11	41	0	10
4	Victoria Coren Mitchell Report	5	2	1	2	117	105	+12	33	0	10
5	Who the hell is Michael Portillo?	5	1	0	4	101	132	-31	32	1	5
6	Death Before Defeat... Alphabetically	5	0	0	5	96	132	-36	22	2	2

Division 4

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USA · Season 4 standings · Division 4
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	Harvard Med	5	5	0	118	51	+67	28	0	20
2	Honey Lambs	5	3	2	97	93	+4	27	1	13
3	No Mountains Allowed	5	3	2	74	85	-11	24	0	12
4	The Traveling Pants	5	2	3	79	100	-21	23	1	9
5	Brainbow Connection	5	1	4	82	92	-10	26	1	5
6	Brandeisians	5	1	4	59	88	-29	22	0	4

Pools7 tables

Pool · A

Fixtures ↗

USA · Season 4 standings · Pool · A
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	AAA Aardvarks Amalgamated	5	4	1	146	103	+43	42	1	17
2	Keen-Nections	5	3	2	126	111	+15	50	2	14
3	World, Un Oeuf, and Thyme	5	3	2	133	125	+8	47	2	14
4	Kathleen Turner Overdrive	5	3	2	137	108	+29	42	1	13
5	The Irregulars	5	2	3	94	114	-20	37	1	9
6	No Mountains Allowed	5	0	5	72	147	-75	35	0	0

Pool · B

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USA · Season 4 standings · Pool · B
Pos	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	No Hat Mafia	5	5	0	0	197	93	+104	50	0	20
2	The Auks	5	4	0	1	135	118	+17	44	0	16
3	Excelphiles	5	3	0	2	125	122	+3	45	1	13
4	Trash Pandas	5	2	0	3	124	137	-13	45	1	9
5	Death Before Defeat... Alphabetically	5	0	1	4	102	139	-37	39	1	3
6	Honey Lambs	5	0	1	4	87	161	-74	35	0	2

Pool · C

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USA · Season 4 standings · Pool · C
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	Is this Anything?	5	4	1	159	116	+43	41	1	17
2	The Ex-Expats	5	3	2	137	111	+26	36	1	13
3	The Dan Ryan Expressway	5	3	2	130	139	-9	50	0	12
4	Victoria Coren Mitchell Report	5	2	3	113	137	-24	35	1	9
5	The Oneders	5	2	3	124	137	-13	45	0	8
6	15c: A Barrel Scraper	5	1	4	112	135	-23	39	1	5

Pool · D

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USA · Season 4 standings · Pool · D
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	The Winterborn	5	5	0	159	92	+67	45	0	20
2	¡Pa'lante!	5	4	1	177	96	+81	50	1	17
3	Elisionists	5	3	2	115	117	-2	42	0	12
4	909ers	5	2	3	89	135	-46	34	0	8
5	Who the hell is Michael Portillo?	5	1	4	100	124	-24	30	2	6
6	Brainbow Connection	5	0	5	72	148	-76	30	1	1

Pool · E

Fixtures ↗

USA · Season 4 standings · Pool · E
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	The Metaknees	5	5	0	144	89	+55	44	0	20
2	Ferrymen	5	4	1	154	103	+51	47	0	16
3	Mildcats	5	3	2	151	108	+43	47	2	14
4	Flamingo Bellagio	5	2	3	121	125	-4	35	1	9
5	$$$Cutthroat	5	1	4	87	146	-59	35	0	4
6	The Traveling Pants	5	0	5	71	157	-86	34	0	0

Pool · F

Fixtures ↗

USA · Season 4 standings · Pool · F
Pos	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	Magic WiFi Closet	5	4	1	0	167	99	+68	43	0	18
2	Wednesdays	5	3	1	1	151	105	+46	39	1	15
3	Meeples	5	3	0	2	99	121	-22	43	0	12
4	Taco Belly Rubs	5	2	0	3	129	125	+4	47	2	10
5	Vowel Appreciation Society	5	2	0	3	115	132	-17	38	0	8
6	Brandeisians	5	0	0	5	70	149	-79	30	0	0

Pool · G

Fixtures ↗

USA · Season 4 standings · Pool · G
Pos	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	The Beuys	5	4	1	0	176	99	+77	50	0	18
2	Evil DILF Motor Lodge	5	4	1	0	158	111	+47	45	0	18
3	3 Mensch and a Shande	5	3	0	2	123	133	-10	37	0	12
4	Cheugy Stardust	5	2	0	3	135	127	+8	38	1	9
5	Becoming as Galaxy Brain	5	1	0	4	96	149	-53	43	1	5
6	Harvard Med	5	0	0	5	83	152	-69	33	2	2