COQL standings

USA · Season 5 standings

Season completed354 / 354 results recorded14 Feb 2023 – 16 May 2023

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Points, ranking & form

A win earns 4 league points and a draw earns 2.

Bonus points (B): A losing team earns 1 bonus league point if it loses by 1–4 match points. For example, a 24–27 loss earns 1 bonus point; a 24–29 loss earns none. Wins and draws do not earn a bonus point. The B column shows the bonus points earned in this phase. They are already included in the league total: Pts = (4 × W) + (2 × D) + B.

Teams are ranked by Pts → G → F → PD. Tied teams share a position. Each stage starts a new table.

P played · W won · D drawn · L lost · F points for · A points against · PD points difference · G grid points · B bonus points · Pts league points.

Form shows the entire season from left to right in fixture week order, including knockout and placement games. Select a result for details. Knockout results do not count towards group tables.

W Win D Draw L Loss – Unplayed Season form · earliest → latest · Outlined week numbers belong to this table's phase

Knockouts, placements & final standings5 brackets

Tier 1

Recorded finishing positions

Gold No Hat Mafia 1st in tier

Silver Wednesdays 2nd in tier

Bronze The Beuys 3rd in tier

Competitive season totals; B and Pts are from league matches only.

Season totals in recorded finishing order. Knockout matches do not award bonus points or league points.
Pos	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts	Deciding match
1	No Hat Mafia	13	13	0	0	431	229	+202	114	0	40
2	Wednesdays	13	10	0	3	353	249	+104	101	1	33
3	The Beuys	13	9	0	4	336	274	+62	98	2	30
4	The Metatoes	13	8	0	5	308	282	+26	100	1	29
5	AAA Aardvarks Amalgamated	13	9	1	3	316	275	+41	92	0	30
6	¡Pa'lante!	13	10	0	3	389	248	+141	115	1	37
7	NTRL MILF VRBO	13	9	0	4	311	278	+33	98	0	32
8	Ferrymen	13	8	0	5	307	266	+41	86	1	33
9	Flamingo Bellagio	13	9	0	4	328	272	+56	105	2	38	League table
10	3 Mensch and a Shande	13	6	0	7	283	297	-14	94	4	28	League table
11	Taco Belly Rubs	13	7	0	6	270	293	-23	92	2	30	League table
12	Kant Touch This	13	5	0	8	232	283	-51	80	1	21	League table

Knockout & placement matches

Follow each week from left to right. Placement matches show the positions being decided.

Week 11

Quarter-final · places 1–8#891

No Hat MafiaPosition 1 in Division 1 · B35G 7

AAA Aardvarks AmalgamatedPosition 4 in Division 1 · A22G 10

Quarter-final · places 1–8#892

FerrymenPosition 2 in Division 1 · A22G 10

The BeuysPosition 3 in Division 1 · B38G 10

Quarter-final · places 1–8#893

¡Pa'lante!Position 1 in Division 1 · A25G 10

The MetatoesPosition 4 in Division 1 · B32G 10

Quarter-final · places 1–8#894

NTRL MILF VRBOPosition 2 in Division 1 · B21G 6

WednesdaysPosition 3 in Division 1 · A27G 10

Week 12

Semi-final · places 1–4#920

No Hat MafiaWinner of #89128G 7

The BeuysWinner of #89219G 6

Semi-final · places 1–4#921

The MetatoesWinner of #89319G 10

WednesdaysWinner of #89423G 7

Placement · places 5–8#922

AAA Aardvarks AmalgamatedLoser of #89124G 6

FerrymenLoser of #89221G 3

Placement · places 5–8#923

¡Pa'lante!Loser of #89328G 10

NTRL MILF VRBOLoser of #89420G 5

Week 13

Final · places 1–2#949

No Hat MafiaWinner of #92021G 6

WednesdaysWinner of #92119G 4

Placement · places 3–4#950

The BeuysLoser of #92019G 4

The MetatoesLoser of #92116G 4

Placement · places 5–6#951

AAA Aardvarks AmalgamatedWinner of #92219G 4

¡Pa'lante!Winner of #92318G 5

Placement · places 7–8#952

FerrymenLoser of #9228G 2

NTRL MILF VRBOLoser of #92312G 1

Tier 2

Recorded finishing positions

Gold Magic WiFi Closet 1st in tier · 13 overall

Silver The Ex-Expats 2nd in tier · 14 overall

Bronze The Dan Ryan Expressway 3rd in tier · 15 overall

Competitive season totals; B and Pts are from league matches only.

Season totals in recorded finishing order. Knockout matches do not award bonus points or league points.
Pos	Overall	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	13	Magic WiFi Closet	12	9	0	3	329	230	+99	91	3	31
2	14	The Ex-Expats	12	8	2	2	285	262	+23	94	0	32
3	15	The Dan Ryan Expressway	12	9	0	3	296	247	+49	101	0	32
4	16	Is this Anything?	12	6	0	6	300	274	+26	97	3	27
5	17	The Auks	12	7	1	4	264	256	+8	79	1	23
6	18	To the Tune of Jason Derulo	12	6	0	6	248	257	-9	71	2	22
7	19	The Oneders	12	7	2	3	300	237	+63	80	1	29
8	20	Cheugy Stardust	12	5	1	6	269	249	+20	95	3	25
9	21	Death Before Defeat... Alphabetically	12	6	0	6	257	261	-4	86	1	17
10	22	23 and Meow	12	5	0	7	241	260	-19	87	2	18
11	23	World, Un Oeuf, and Thyme	12	5	1	6	268	244	+24	83	3	21
12	24	Trash Pandas	12	4	1	7	242	260	-18	85	2	20

Knockout & placement matches

Follow each week from left to right. Placement matches show the positions being decided.

Week 11

Semi-final · places 13–16#897

Magic WiFi ClosetPosition 1 in Division 2 · A31G 10

Is this Anything?Position 2 in Division 2 · B24G 10

Semi-final · places 13–16#898

The Ex-ExpatsPosition 1 in Division 2 · B28G 7

The Dan Ryan ExpresswayPosition 2 in Division 2 · A22G 6

Placement · places 17–20#899

Cheugy StardustPosition 3 in Division 2 · A24G 10

The AuksPosition 4 in Division 2 · B29G 10

Placement · places 17–20#900

The OnedersPosition 3 in Division 2 · B20G 10

To the Tune of Jason DeruloPosition 4 in Division 2 · A29G 10

Placement · places 21–24#901

Death Before Defeat... AlphabeticallyPosition 5 in Division 2 · A24G 4

Trash PandasPosition 6 in Division 2 · B22G 10

Placement · places 21–24#902

World, Un Oeuf, and ThymePosition 5 in Division 2 · B18G 6

23 and MeowPosition 6 in Division 2 · A26G 7

Week 12

Final · places 13–14#926

Magic WiFi ClosetWinner of #89726G 7

The Ex-ExpatsWinner of #89816G 7

Placement · places 15–16#927

Is this Anything?Loser of #89719G 7

The Dan Ryan ExpresswayLoser of #89824G 10

Placement · places 17–18#928

The AuksWinner of #89919G 5

To the Tune of Jason DeruloWinner of #90013G 1

Placement · places 19–20#929

Cheugy StardustLoser of #89918G 7

The OnedersLoser of #90023G 7

Placement · places 21–22#930

Death Before Defeat... AlphabeticallyWinner of #90113G 2

23 and MeowWinner of #90212G 2

Placement · places 23–24#931

Trash PandasLoser of #90112G 5

World, Un Oeuf, and ThymeLoser of #90221G 5

Tier 3

Recorded finishing positions

Gold Quiz-Team-a Aguilera 1st in tier · 25 overall

Silver The Winterborn 2nd in tier · 26 overall

Bronze Mildcats 3rd in tier · 27 overall

Competitive season totals; B and Pts are from league matches only.

Season totals in recorded finishing order. Knockout matches do not award bonus points or league points.
Pos	Overall	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	25	Quiz-Team-a Aguilera	12	10	0	2	289	240	+49	79	0	32
2	26	The Winterborn	12	9	0	3	300	247	+53	95	0	32
3	27	Mildcats	12	7	0	5	274	244	+30	79	1	25
4	28	Vowel Appreciation Society	12	5	2	5	269	241	+28	101	0	24
5	29	East Coasters	12	6	0	6	269	250	+19	81	6	22
6	30	Noodles	12	5	0	7	257	262	-5	96	2	18
7	31	Kathleen Turner Overdrive	12	5	1	6	241	259	-18	73	2	20
8	32	Toblerroneous	12	4	0	8	250	251	-1	82	3	19
9	33	Keen-Nections	12	6	0	6	236	227	+9	75	2	18
10	34	Victoria Coren Mitchell Report	12	5	0	7	227	239	-12	67	1	17
11	35	3-Across	12	4	0	8	244	276	-32	89	2	14
12	36	Honey Lambs	12	3	0	9	195	256	-61	70	2	14

Knockout & placement matches

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Week 11

Semi-final · places 25–28#903

The WinterbornPosition 1 in Division 3 · A32G 10

Vowel Appreciation SocietyPosition 2 in Division 3 · B23G 10

Semi-final · places 25–28#904

Quiz-Team-a AguileraPosition 1 in Division 3 · B27G 7

MildcatsPosition 2 in Division 3 · A24G 10

Placement · places 29–32#905

ToblerroneousPosition 3 in Division 3 · A22G 7

NoodlesPosition 4 in Division 3 · B28G 10

Placement · places 29–32#906

East CoastersPosition 3 in Division 3 · B30G 10

Kathleen Turner OverdrivePosition 4 in Division 3 · A29G 10

Placement · places 33–36#907

Keen-NectionsPosition 5 in Division 3 · A27G 10

Honey LambsPosition 6 in Division 3 · B16G 5

Placement · places 33–36#908

Victoria Coren Mitchell ReportPosition 5 in Division 3 · B29G 10

3-AcrossPosition 6 in Division 3 · A17G 7

Week 12

Final · places 25–26#932

The WinterbornWinner of #90322G 5

Quiz-Team-a AguileraWinner of #90426G 5

Placement · places 27–28#933

Vowel Appreciation SocietyLoser of #90315G 5

MildcatsLoser of #90418G 3

Placement · places 29–30#934

NoodlesWinner of #90512G 3

East CoastersWinner of #90618G 4

Placement · places 31–32#935

ToblerroneousLoser of #90513G 3

Kathleen Turner OverdriveLoser of #90614G 3

Placement · places 33–34#936

Keen-NectionsWinner of #90715G 4

Victoria Coren Mitchell ReportWinner of #90814G 1

Placement · places 35–36#937

Honey LambsLoser of #90715G 4

3-AcrossLoser of #90823G 5

Tier 4

Recorded finishing positions

Gold Excelphiles 1st in tier · 37 overall

Silver Affine Mess 2nd in tier · 38 overall

Bronze Elisionists 3rd in tier · 39 overall

Competitive season totals; B and Pts are from league matches only.

Season totals in recorded finishing order. Knockout matches do not award bonus points or league points.
Pos	Overall	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	37	Excelphiles	12	9	0	3	296	220	+76	98	0	28
2	38	Affine Mess	12	7	0	5	246	252	-6	82	0	24
3	39	Elisionists	12	6	0	6	248	249	-1	78	2	22
4	40	Who the hell is Michael Portillo?	12	4	1	7	216	247	-31	75	3	21
5	41	East Enders	12	7	0	5	261	203	+58	63	3	23
6	42	Auks Farm	12	5	1	6	216	260	-44	67	0	18
7	43	The Real Housewives of Henry VIII	12	4	0	8	223	235	-12	74	1	13
8	44	Better Call Paul Rudd	12	4	0	8	189	253	-64	63	2	18
9	45	Cultists of Cthulu	12	3	2	7	138	260	-122	49	0	8
10	46	The Irregulars	12	2	0	10	172	263	-91	66	2	6
11	47	Wildcats	12	4	1	7	145	228	-83	59	0	14
12	48	909ers	12	2	0	10	145	248	-103	56	2	10

Knockout & placement matches

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Week 11

Semi-final · places 37–40#909

ExcelphilesPosition 1 in Division 4 · A30G 10

ElisionistsPosition 2 in Division 4 · B29G 10

Semi-final · places 37–40#910

Who the hell is Michael Portillo?Position 1 in Division 4 · B19G 7

Affine MessPosition 2 in Division 4 · A24G 7

Placement · places 41–44#911

East EndersPosition 3 in Division 4 · A31G 10

Better Call Paul RuddPosition 4 in Division 4 · B12G 5

Placement · places 41–44#912

Auks FarmPosition 3 in Division 4 · B23G 10

The Real Housewives of Henry VIIIPosition 4 in Division 4 · A22G 10

Placement · places 45–48#913

909ersPosition 5 in Division 4 · A11G 6

The IrregularsPosition 6 in Division 4 · B20G 7

Placement · places 45–48#914

WildcatsPosition 5 in Division 4 · B9G 4

Cultists of CthuluPosition 6 in Division 4 · A11G 3

Week 12

Final · places 37–38#938

ExcelphilesWinner of #90925G 7

Affine MessWinner of #9108G 2

Placement · places 39–40#939

ElisionistsLoser of #90915G 1

Who the hell is Michael Portillo?Loser of #91011G 2

Placement · places 41–42#940

East EndersWinner of #91117G 2

Auks FarmWinner of #91213G 3

Placement · places 43–44#941

Better Call Paul RuddLoser of #91115G 4

The Real Housewives of Henry VIIILoser of #91222G 3

Placement · places 45–46#942

The IrregularsWinner of #9134G 2

Cultists of CthuluWinner of #9149G 0

Placement · places 47–48#943

909ersLoser of #9136G 2

WildcatsLoser of #91410G 3

Tier 5

Recorded finishing positions

Gold Silly Walkers 1st in tier · 49 overall

Silver Single Jeopardy! 2nd in tier · 50 overall

Bronze The Traveling Pants 3rd in tier · 51 overall

Competitive season totals; B and Pts are from league matches only.

Season totals in recorded finishing order. Knockout matches do not award bonus points or league points.
Pos	Overall	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts	Deciding match
1	49	Silly Walkers	12	6	0	6	220	223	-3	81	1	17
2	50	Single Jeopardy!	12	6	0	6	235	226	+9	79	1	21
3	51	The Traveling Pants	12	4	1	7	178	222	-44	63	1	15
4	52	Brainbow Connection	12	4	0	8	203	243	-40	76	2	18
5	53	The Dread Pirates Roberts	12	5	0	7	196	253	-57	68	2	14
6	54	Harvard Med	12	4	0	8	200	240	-40	73	2	14
7	55	Becoming as Galaxy Brain	12	4	1	7	232	270	-38	82	2	16
8	56	Perfect Strangers	12	1	0	11	173	275	-102	58	2	6
9	57	$$$Cutthroat	12	3	1	8	157	233	-76	59	0	14	League table
10	58	Door City	12	0	2	10	128	253	-125	47	3	7	League table

Knockout & placement matches

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Week 11

Semi-final · places 49–52#915

Silly WalkersPosition 1 in Division 518G 5

The Traveling PantsPosition 4 in Division 512G 2

Semi-final · places 49–52#916

Brainbow ConnectionPosition 2 in Division 513G 10

Single Jeopardy!Position 3 in Division 528G 10

Placement · places 53–56#917

The Dread Pirates RobertsPosition 5 in Division 523G 7

Perfect StrangersPosition 8 in Division 515G 5

Placement · places 53–56#918

Becoming as Galaxy BrainPosition 6 in Division 519G 5

Harvard MedPosition 7 in Division 521G 10

Week 12

Final · places 49–50#944

Silly WalkersWinner of #91516G 7

Single Jeopardy!Winner of #91612G 2

Placement · places 51–52#945

The Traveling PantsLoser of #91512G 2

Brainbow ConnectionLoser of #91611G 3

Placement · places 53–54#946

The Dread Pirates RobertsWinner of #91715G 3

Harvard MedWinner of #91814G 4

Placement · places 55–56#947

Perfect StrangersLoser of #91711G 3

Becoming as Galaxy BrainLoser of #91820G 7

Placement leagues2 tables

Places 9–12

Fixtures ↗

USA · Season 5 standings · Places 9–12
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	Flamingo Bellagio	3	3	0	77	42	+35	23	0	12
2	3 Mensch and a Shande	3	1	2	50	52	-2	14	2	6
3	Taco Belly Rubs	3	1	2	51	57	-6	17	1	5
4	Kant Touch This	3	1	2	33	60	-27	9	0	4

Places 57–58

Fixtures ↗

USA · Season 5 standings · Places 57–58
Pos	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts	12345678910111213
1	$$$Cutthroat	2	2	0	0	32	15	+17	9	0	8
2	Door City	2	0	0	2	15	32	-17	9	1	1

Divisions9 tables

Division 1 · A

Fixtures ↗

USA · Season 5 standings · Division 1 · A
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	¡Pa'lante!	5	4	1	140	109	+31	43	1	17
2	Ferrymen	5	4	1	126	103	+23	34	0	16
3	Wednesdays	5	3	2	132	116	+16	39	1	13
4	AAA Aardvarks Amalgamated	5	3	2	120	113	+7	36	0	12
5	Flamingo Bellagio	5	1	4	112	132	-20	41	2	6
6	Kant Touch This	5	0	5	89	146	-57	38	0	0

Division 1 · B

Fixtures ↗

USA · Season 5 standings · Division 1 · B
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	No Hat Mafia	5	5	0	180	86	+94	50	0	20
2	NTRL MILF VRBO	5	3	2	126	125	+1	44	0	12
3	The Beuys	5	2	3	113	138	-25	41	2	10
4	The Metatoes	5	2	3	121	131	-10	40	1	9
5	Taco Belly Rubs	5	2	3	110	140	-30	39	0	8
6	3 Mensch and a Shande	5	1	4	103	133	-30	36	2	6

Division 2 · A

Fixtures ↗

USA · Season 5 standings · Division 2 · A
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	Magic WiFi Closet	5	4	1	129	102	+27	43	1	17
2	The Dan Ryan Expressway	5	4	1	129	103	+26	45	0	16
3	Cheugy Stardust	5	3	2	119	96	+23	38	1	13
4	To the Tune of Jason Derulo	5	2	3	98	122	-24	28	0	8
5	Death Before Defeat... Alphabetically	5	1	4	99	120	-21	42	0	4
6	23 and Meow	5	1	4	94	125	-31	37	0	4

Division 2 · B

Fixtures ↗

USA · Season 5 standings · Division 2 · B
Pos	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	The Ex-Expats	5	3	2	0	121	108	+13	41	0	16
2	Is this Anything?	5	3	0	2	128	119	+9	40	2	14
3	The Oneders	5	2	2	1	126	114	+12	37	1	13
4	The Auks	5	2	1	2	108	125	-17	30	0	10
5	World, Un Oeuf, and Thyme	5	1	0	4	120	117	+3	39	3	7
6	Trash Pandas	5	1	1	3	98	118	-20	31	1	7

Division 3 · A

Fixtures ↗

USA · Season 5 standings · Division 3 · A
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	The Winterborn	5	5	0	130	92	+38	40	0	20
2	Mildcats	5	3	2	118	111	+7	40	0	12
3	Toblerroneous	5	2	3	110	100	+10	38	2	10
4	Kathleen Turner Overdrive	5	2	3	106	123	-17	34	1	9
5	Keen-Nections	5	2	3	96	111	-15	33	1	9
6	3-Across	5	1	4	101	124	-23	42	1	5

Division 3 · B

Fixtures ↗

USA · Season 5 standings · Division 3 · B
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	Quiz-Team-a Aguilera	5	5	0	132	92	+40	38	0	20
2	Vowel Appreciation Society	5	3	2	117	99	+18	43	0	12
3	East Coasters	5	2	3	117	108	+9	35	3	11
4	Noodles	5	2	3	103	116	-13	39	1	9
5	Victoria Coren Mitchell Report	5	2	3	93	110	-17	29	0	8
6	Honey Lambs	5	1	4	80	117	-37	33	1	5

Division 4 · A

Fixtures ↗

USA · Season 5 standings · Division 4 · A
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	Excelphiles	5	5	0	128	66	+62	35	0	20
2	Affine Mess	5	4	1	115	91	+24	41	0	16
3	East Enders	5	3	2	119	86	+33	28	2	14
4	The Real Housewives of Henry VIII	5	1	4	87	95	-8	28	1	5
5	909ers	5	1	4	60	109	-49	21	1	5
6	Cultists of Cthulu	5	1	4	61	123	-62	27	0	4

Division 4 · B

Fixtures ↗

USA · Season 5 standings · Division 4 · B
Pos	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	Who the hell is Michael Portillo?	5	3	1	1	106	94	+12	34	1	15
2	Elisionists	5	3	0	2	111	85	+26	34	2	14
3	Auks Farm	5	3	1	1	108	93	+15	31	0	14
4	Better Call Paul Rudd	5	3	0	2	97	89	+8	31	2	14
5	Wildcats	5	2	0	3	71	102	-31	32	0	8
6	The Irregulars	5	0	0	5	78	108	-30	30	1	1

Division 5

Fixtures ↗

USA · Season 5 standings · Division 5
Pos	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	Silly Walkers	5	4	0	1	108	78	+30	35	1	17
2	Brainbow Connection	5	4	0	1	105	77	+28	28	1	17
3	Single Jeopardy!	5	4	0	1	106	85	+21	40	0	16
4	The Traveling Pants	5	3	1	1	98	82	+16	37	1	15
5	The Dread Pirates Roberts	5	3	0	2	96	96	0	38	1	13
6	Becoming as Galaxy Brain	5	2	1	2	104	98	+6	39	1	11
7	Harvard Med	5	2	0	3	94	86	+8	29	2	10
8	Perfect Strangers	5	1	0	4	83	106	-23	23	2	6
9	$$$Cutthroat	5	1	0	4	69	104	-35	24	0	4
10	Door City	5	0	0	5	56	107	-51	20	1	1

Pools9 tables

Pool · A

Fixtures ↗

USA · Season 5 standings · Pool · A
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	The Metatoes	5	5	0	120	84	+36	36	0	20
2	23 and Meow	5	3	2	109	104	+5	41	2	14
3	Trash Pandas	5	3	2	110	97	+13	39	1	13
4	East Coasters	5	2	3	104	101	+3	32	3	11
5	Who the hell is Michael Portillo?	5	1	4	80	114	-34	32	2	6
6	Single Jeopardy!	5	1	4	89	112	-23	27	1	5

Pool · B

Fixtures ↗

USA · Season 5 standings · Pool · B
Pos	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	¡Pa'lante!	5	5	0	0	178	68	+110	47	0	20
2	World, Un Oeuf, and Thyme	5	3	1	1	109	89	+20	33	0	14
3	Vowel Appreciation Society	5	2	2	1	114	92	+22	43	0	12
4	Wildcats	5	1	1	3	55	109	-54	20	0	6
5	909ers	5	1	0	4	68	109	-41	27	1	5
6	Door City	5	0	2	3	57	114	-57	18	1	5

Pool · C

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USA · Season 5 standings · Pool · C
Pos	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	AAA Aardvarks Amalgamated	5	4	1	0	131	88	+43	36	0	18
2	Cheugy Stardust	5	2	1	2	108	101	+7	40	2	12
3	Quiz-Team-a Aguilera	5	3	0	2	104	102	+2	29	0	12
4	3-Across	5	2	0	3	103	108	-5	35	1	9
5	East Enders	5	2	0	3	94	92	+2	23	1	9
6	Harvard Med	5	1	0	4	71	120	-49	30	0	4

Pool · D

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USA · Season 5 standings · Pool · D
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	NTRL MILF VRBO	5	5	0	132	90	+42	42	0	20
2	Kant Touch This	5	4	1	110	77	+33	33	1	17
3	The Auks	5	3	2	108	94	+14	34	1	13
4	Keen-Nections	5	2	3	98	86	+12	28	1	9
5	Better Call Paul Rudd	5	1	4	65	111	-46	23	0	4
6	The Traveling Pants	5	0	5	56	111	-55	22	0	0

Pool · E

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USA · Season 5 standings · Pool · E
Pos	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	The Beuys	5	5	0	0	147	70	+77	37	0	20
2	The Oneders	5	4	0	1	131	76	+55	26	0	16
3	Kathleen Turner Overdrive	5	2	1	2	92	93	-1	26	1	11
4	Victoria Coren Mitchell Report	5	2	0	3	91	97	-6	27	1	9
5	Cultists of Cthulu	5	0	2	3	57	124	-67	19	0	4
6	$$$Cutthroat	5	0	1	4	56	114	-58	26	0	2

Pool · F

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USA · Season 5 standings · Pool · F
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	Ferrymen	5	4	1	130	89	+41	37	1	17
2	Taco Belly Rubs	5	4	1	109	96	+13	36	1	17
3	To the Tune of Jason Derulo	5	3	2	108	96	+12	32	2	14
4	Toblerroneous	5	2	3	105	109	-4	34	1	9
5	The Real Housewives of Henry VIII	5	2	3	92	102	-10	33	0	8
6	Brainbow Connection	5	0	5	74	126	-52	35	1	1

Pool · G

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USA · Season 5 standings · Pool · G
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	No Hat Mafia	5	5	0	167	83	+84	44	0	20
2	The Ex-Expats	5	4	1	120	106	+14	39	0	16
3	Death Before Defeat... Alphabetically	5	3	2	121	107	+14	38	1	13
4	Excelphiles	5	2	3	113	117	-4	46	0	8
5	The Irregulars	5	1	4	70	135	-65	27	1	5
6	Silly Walkers	5	0	5	78	121	-43	34	0	0

Pool · H

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USA · Season 5 standings · Pool · H
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	Wednesdays	5	5	0	152	72	+80	41	0	20
2	The Dan Ryan Expressway	5	4	1	121	97	+24	40	0	16
3	Mildcats	5	3	2	114	91	+23	26	1	13
4	Honey Lambs	5	2	3	84	89	-5	28	1	9
5	Auks Farm	5	1	4	72	128	-56	23	0	4
6	The Dread Pirates Roberts	5	0	5	62	128	-66	20	1	1

Pool · I

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USA · Season 5 standings · Pool · I
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	Flamingo Bellagio	5	5	0	139	98	+41	41	0	20
2	3 Mensch and a Shande	5	4	1	130	112	+18	44	0	16
3	Magic WiFi Closet	5	3	2	143	88	+55	31	2	14
4	Is this Anything?	5	3	2	129	100	+29	40	1	13
5	The Winterborn	5	3	2	116	106	+10	40	0	12
6	Noodles	5	2	3	114	106	+8	44	1	9
7	Elisionists	5	2	3	93	123	-30	33	0	8
8	Affine Mess	5	2	3	99	117	-18	32	0	8
9	Becoming as Galaxy Brain	5	1	4	89	140	-51	31	1	5
10	Perfect Strangers	5	0	5	64	126	-62	27	0	0