COQL standings

USA · Season 3 standings

Season completed265 / 265 results recorded15 Feb 2022 – 17 May 2022

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Points, ranking & form

A win earns 4 league points and a draw earns 2.

Bonus points (B): A losing team earns 1 bonus league point if it loses by 1–4 match points. For example, a 24–27 loss earns 1 bonus point; a 24–29 loss earns none. Wins and draws do not earn a bonus point. The B column shows the bonus points earned in this phase. They are already included in the league total: Pts = (4 × W) + (2 × D) + B.

Teams are ranked by Pts → G → F → PD. Tied teams share a position. Each stage starts a new table.

P played · W won · D drawn · L lost · F points for · A points against · PD points difference · G grid points · B bonus points · Pts league points.

Form shows the entire season from left to right in fixture week order, including knockout and placement games. Select a result for details. Knockout results do not count towards group tables.

W Win D Draw L Loss – Unplayed Season form · earliest → latest · Outlined week numbers belong to this table's phase

Knockouts, placements & final standings4 brackets

Tier 1

Recorded finishing positions

Gold No Hat Mafia 1st in tier

Silver The Beuys 2nd in tier

Bronze ¡Pa'lante! 3rd in tier

Competitive season totals; B and Pts are from league matches only.

Season totals in recorded finishing order. Knockout matches do not award bonus points or league points.
Pos	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	No Hat Mafia	12	12	0	0	438	237	+201	110	0	40
2	The Beuys	12	11	0	1	351	268	+83	96	0	40
3	¡Pa'lante!	12	10	0	2	386	259	+127	102	1	37
4	The West Cantabridgians	12	7	0	5	285	305	-20	94	1	29
5	Wednesdays	11	8	1	2	330	240	+90	104	0	30
6	The Metashoulders	11	8	0	3	304	240	+64	90	0	32
7	The Winterborn	11	7	0	4	281	264	+17	76	0	24
8	The Oneders	11	5	2	4	280	259	+21	88	0	24
9	Inane Hat Jam Channel	11	7	1	3	319	237	+82	78	2	28
10	Ferrymen	11	4	1	6	300	275	+25	75	3	21
11	The Auks	11	6	0	5	269	261	+8	83	2	22
12	World, Un Oeuf, and Thyme	11	5	0	6	269	273	-4	77	0	20

Knockout & placement matches

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Week 11

Semi-final · places 1–4#697

No Hat MafiaPosition 1 in Division 1 · A39G 10

¡Pa'lante!Position 2 in Division 1 · B25G 10

Semi-final · places 1–4#698

The BeuysPosition 1 in Division 1 · B34G 10

The West CantabridgiansPosition 2 in Division 1 · A24G 7

Placement · places 5–6#699

WednesdaysPosition 3 in Division 1 · A37G 10

The MetashouldersPosition 3 in Division 1 · B24G 10

Placement · places 7–8#700

The WinterbornPosition 4 in Division 1 · A38G 10

The OnedersPosition 4 in Division 1 · B22G 10

Placement · places 9–10#701

Inane Hat Jam ChannelPosition 5 in Division 1 · A39G 10

FerrymenPosition 5 in Division 1 · B20G 10

Placement · places 11–12#702

The AuksPosition 6 in Division 1 · A28G 10

World, Un Oeuf, and ThymePosition 6 in Division 1 · B24G 5

Week 13

Placement · places 3–4#721

¡Pa'lante!Loser of #69728G 4

The West CantabridgiansLoser of #69819G 5

Final · places 1–2#722

No Hat MafiaWinner of #69735G 10

The BeuysWinner of #69818G 7

Tier 2

Recorded finishing positions

Gold The Ex-Expats 1st in tier · 13 overall

Silver Taco Belly Rubs 2nd in tier · 14 overall

Bronze Flamingo Bellagio 3rd in tier · 15 overall

Competitive season totals; B and Pts are from league matches only.

Season totals in recorded finishing order. Knockout matches do not award bonus points or league points.
Pos	Overall	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	13	The Ex-Expats	11	9	1	1	319	225	+94	97	1	35
2	14	Taco Belly Rubs	11	7	0	4	266	244	+22	74	1	29
3	15	Flamingo Bellagio	11	7	0	4	250	238	+12	72	2	26
4	16	The Commendatori	11	7	0	4	280	248	+32	80	1	29
5	17	Gettin' Cheugy Wit It	11	7	1	3	255	208	+47	69	2	28
6	18	3 Mensch and a Shande	11	6	0	5	265	212	+53	78	0	24
7	19	Bart Harley Jarvis	11	7	0	4	247	249	-2	70	0	24
8	20	Trash Pandas	11	6	0	5	236	224	+12	72	3	27
9	21	More missed connections than Craiglist	11	4	0	7	195	239	-44	70	1	13
10	22	Keen-Nections	11	4	0	7	203	262	-59	63	2	18
11	23	Elisionists	11	4	0	7	215	255	-40	67	2	14
12	24	Kathleen Turner Overdrive	11	4	0	7	216	251	-35	53	0	16

Knockout & placement matches

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Week 11

Final · places 13–14#703

The Ex-ExpatsPosition 1 in Division 2 · A32G 10

Taco Belly RubsPosition 1 in Division 2 · B23G 6

Placement · places 15–16#704

The CommendatoriPosition 2 in Division 2 · A27G 10

Flamingo BellagioPosition 2 in Division 2 · B28G 5

Placement · places 17–18#705

3 Mensch and a ShandePosition 3 in Division 2 · A20G 3

Gettin' Cheugy Wit ItPosition 3 in Division 2 · B27G 10

Placement · places 19–20#706

Bart Harley JarvisPosition 4 in Division 2 · A26G 7

Trash PandasPosition 4 in Division 2 · B20G 7

Placement · places 21–22#707

More missed connections than CraiglistPosition 5 in Division 2 · A23G 10

Keen-NectionsPosition 5 in Division 2 · B21G 6

Placement · places 23–24#708

ElisionistsPosition 6 in Division 2 · A24G 10

Kathleen Turner OverdrivePosition 6 in Division 2 · B19G 7

Tier 3

Recorded finishing positions

Gold Is this Anything? 1st in tier · 25 overall

Silver Excelphiles 2nd in tier · 26 overall

Bronze Evil DILF Motor Lodge 3rd in tier · 27 overall

Competitive season totals; B and Pts are from league matches only.

Season totals in recorded finishing order. Knockout matches do not award bonus points or league points.
Pos	Overall	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	25	Is this Anything?	11	8	0	3	289	225	+64	84	2	30
2	26	Excelphiles	11	7	0	4	254	203	+51	68	2	30
3	27	Evil DILF Motor Lodge	11	6	1	4	262	237	+25	72	0	22
4	28	Mildcats	11	5	0	6	262	265	-3	76	3	23
5	29	Vowel Appreciation Society	11	6	0	5	250	232	+18	70	2	22
6	30	Victoria Coren Mitchell Report	11	5	1	5	245	236	+9	71	1	23
7	31	Death Before Defeat... Alphabetically	11	3	2	6	211	215	-4	64	3	15
8	32	Who the hell is Michael Portillo?	11	3	1	7	229	270	-41	73	1	15
9	33	Twisted Facts	11	4	1	6	217	264	-47	62	1	15
10	34	Deus Sex Machina	11	3	1	7	213	261	-48	71	1	15
11	35	Stardew Valley PTA	11	3	0	8	228	255	-27	63	3	11
12	36	The Traveling Pants	11	2	0	9	142	254	-112	52	1	9

Knockout & placement matches

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Week 11

Final · places 25–26#709

ExcelphilesPosition 1 in Division 3 · A27G 10

Is this Anything?Position 1 in Division 3 · B29G 10

Placement · places 27–28#710

Evil DILF Motor LodgePosition 2 in Division 3 · A30G 10

MildcatsPosition 2 in Division 3 · B23G 7

Placement · places 29–30#711

Victoria Coren Mitchell ReportPosition 3 in Division 3 · A21G 6

Vowel Appreciation SocietyPosition 3 in Division 3 · B29G 10

Placement · places 31–32#712

Death Before Defeat... AlphabeticallyPosition 4 in Division 3 · A23G 10

Who the hell is Michael Portillo?Position 4 in Division 3 · B22G 6

Placement · places 33–34#713

Deus Sex MachinaPosition 5 in Division 3 · A21G 10

Twisted FactsPosition 5 in Division 3 · B30G 10

Placement · places 35–36#714

The Traveling PantsPosition 6 in Division 3 · A17G 5

Stardew Valley PTAPosition 6 in Division 3 · B27G 5

Tier 4

Recorded finishing positions

Gold Becoming as Galaxy Brain 1st in tier · 37 overall

Silver The Rattlebag 2nd in tier · 38 overall

Bronze Brandeisians 3rd in tier · 39 overall

Competitive season totals; B and Pts are from league matches only.

Season totals in recorded finishing order. Knockout matches do not award bonus points or league points.
Pos	Overall	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	37	Becoming as Galaxy Brain	11	7	0	4	199	173	+26	55	1	25
2	38	The Rattlebag	11	5	1	5	221	241	-20	66	0	22
3	39	Brandeisians	11	4	0	7	183	207	-24	56	3	15
4	40	Honey Lambs	11	4	0	7	208	234	-26	49	1	17
5	41	We're Terribly Vexed	11	4	0	7	178	255	-77	63	0	12
6	42	Brainbow Connection	11	3	0	8	158	226	-68	50	1	13
7	43	Team Cutthroat	11	4	0	7	167	186	-19	48	3	15
8	44	Harvard Med	11	2	0	9	172	235	-63	61	4	12
9	45	The Meeples	11	3	1	7	161	241	-80	50	0	10
10	46	909ers	11	3	0	8	145	215	-70	42	1	13

Knockout & placement matches

Follow each week from left to right. Placement matches show the positions being decided.

Week 11

Final · places 37–38#715

Becoming as Galaxy BrainPosition 1 in Division 4 · A30G 10

The RattlebagPosition 1 in Division 4 · B20G 10

Placement · places 39–40#716

BrandeisiansPosition 2 in Division 4 · A20G 7

Honey LambsPosition 2 in Division 4 · B19G 3

Placement · places 41–42#717

Brainbow ConnectionPosition 3 in Division 4 · A22G 10

We're Terribly VexedPosition 3 in Division 4 · B27G 10

Placement · places 43–44#718

Team CutthroatPosition 4 in Division 4 · A37G 10

Harvard MedPosition 4 in Division 4 · B0G 0

Placement · places 45–46#719

909ersPosition 5 in Division 4 · A12G 6

The MeeplesPosition 5 in Division 4 · B27G 10

Divisions8 tables

Division 1 · A

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USA · Season 3 standings · Division 1 · A
Pos	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	No Hat Mafia	5	5	0	0	177	103	+74	47	0	20
2	The West Cantabridgians	5	3	0	2	116	140	-24	41	0	12
3	Wednesdays	5	2	1	2	141	125	+16	44	0	10
4	The Winterborn	5	2	0	3	110	135	-25	31	0	8
5	Inane Hat Jam Channel	5	1	1	3	124	138	-14	29	2	8
6	The Auks	5	1	0	4	110	137	-27	33	2	6

Division 1 · B

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USA · Season 3 standings · Division 1 · B
Pos	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	The Beuys	5	5	0	0	146	114	+32	32	0	20
2	¡Pa'lante!	5	4	0	1	160	129	+31	43	1	17
3	The Metashoulders	5	3	0	2	131	135	-4	42	0	12
4	The Oneders	5	1	1	3	121	141	-20	33	0	6
5	Ferrymen	5	0	1	4	127	139	-12	28	3	5
6	World, Un Oeuf, and Thyme	5	1	0	4	118	145	-27	33	0	4

Division 2 · A

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USA · Season 3 standings · Division 2 · A
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	The Ex-Expats	5	5	0	144	89	+55	40	0	20
2	The Commendatori	5	4	1	122	102	+20	30	0	16
3	3 Mensch and a Shande	5	3	2	118	94	+24	36	0	12
4	Bart Harley Jarvis	5	2	3	107	117	-10	32	0	8
5	More missed connections than Craiglist	5	1	4	74	120	-46	23	0	4
6	Elisionists	5	0	5	80	123	-43	18	2	2

Division 2 · B

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USA · Season 3 standings · Division 2 · B
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	Taco Belly Rubs	5	4	1	115	97	+18	21	1	17
2	Flamingo Bellagio	5	3	2	114	99	+15	32	2	14
3	Gettin' Cheugy Wit It	5	3	2	111	89	+22	23	2	14
4	Trash Pandas	5	3	2	107	100	+7	29	1	13
5	Keen-Nections	5	1	4	95	131	-36	30	1	5
6	Kathleen Turner Overdrive	5	1	4	97	123	-26	19	0	4

Division 3 · A

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USA · Season 3 standings · Division 3 · A
Pos	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	Excelphiles	5	5	0	0	122	78	+44	28	0	20
2	Evil DILF Motor Lodge	5	3	1	1	125	95	+30	30	0	14
3	Victoria Coren Mitchell Report	5	3	1	1	107	99	+8	30	0	14
4	Death Before Defeat... Alphabetically	5	2	0	3	98	82	+16	20	2	10
5	Deus Sex Machina	5	1	0	4	75	116	-41	18	0	4
6	The Traveling Pants	5	0	0	5	56	113	-57	19	1	1

Division 3 · B

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USA · Season 3 standings · Division 3 · B
Pos	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	Is this Anything?	5	5	0	0	138	91	+47	37	0	20
2	Mildcats	5	4	0	1	128	105	+23	30	0	16
3	Vowel Appreciation Society	5	3	0	2	112	104	+8	31	1	13
4	Who the hell is Michael Portillo?	5	1	1	3	101	123	-22	26	1	7
5	Twisted Facts	5	1	1	3	91	113	-22	23	1	7
6	Stardew Valley PTA	5	0	0	5	94	128	-34	23	1	1

Division 4 · A

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USA · Season 3 standings · Division 4 · A
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	Becoming as Galaxy Brain	5	5	0	85	47	+38	17	0	20
2	Brandeisians	5	3	2	83	70	+13	19	1	13
3	Brainbow Connection	5	3	2	87	54	+33	16	1	13
4	Team Cutthroat	5	2	3	69	57	+12	14	3	11
5	909ers	5	2	3	58	72	-14	12	0	8
6	The Walruses	5	0	5	11	93	-82	2	0	0

Division 4 · B

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USA · Season 3 standings · Division 4 · B
Pos	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	The Rattlebag	5	4	1	0	113	72	+41	27	0	18
2	Honey Lambs	5	4	0	1	108	72	+36	16	0	16
3	We're Terribly Vexed	5	3	0	2	78	88	-10	23	0	12
4	Harvard Med	5	2	0	3	85	75	+10	26	2	10
5	The Meeples	5	1	1	3	64	100	-36	16	0	6
6	Team Randomized	5	0	0	5	60	101	-41	20	1	1

Groups8 tables

Group 1 · A

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USA · Season 3 standings · Group 1 · A
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	The Metashoulders	5	5	0	149	68	+81	38	0	20
2	World, Un Oeuf, and Thyme	5	4	1	127	100	+27	39	0	16
3	More missed connections than Craiglist	5	2	3	98	98	0	37	1	9
4	The Traveling Pants	5	2	3	69	114	-45	28	0	8
5	Becoming as Galaxy Brain	5	1	4	84	106	-22	28	1	5
6	909ers	5	1	4	75	116	-41	24	1	5

Group 1 · B

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USA · Season 3 standings · Group 1 · B
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	No Hat Mafia	5	5	0	187	91	+96	43	0	20
2	The Commendatori	5	3	2	131	118	+13	40	1	13
3	Flamingo Bellagio	5	3	2	108	112	-4	35	0	12
4	Vowel Appreciation Society	5	2	3	109	107	+2	29	1	9
5	Twisted Facts	5	2	3	96	130	-34	29	0	8
6	The Walruses	5	0	5	65	138	-73	25	2	2

Group 1 · C

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USA · Season 3 standings · Group 1 · C
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	Pts
1	Inane Hat Jam Channel	5	5	0	156	79	+77	39	20
2	The Auks	5	4	1	131	100	+31	40	16
3	3 Mensch and a Shande	5	3	2	127	91	+36	39	12
4	Who the hell is Michael Portillo?	5	2	3	106	124	-18	41	8
5	Team Randomized	5	1	4	90	144	-54	35	4
6	We're Terribly Vexed	5	0	5	73	145	-72	30	0

Group 1 · D

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USA · Season 3 standings · Group 1 · D
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	The Beuys	5	5	0	153	95	+58	47	0	20
2	The Winterborn	5	4	1	133	107	+26	35	0	16
3	Taco Belly Rubs	5	3	2	128	115	+13	47	0	12
4	Is this Anything?	5	2	3	122	107	+15	37	2	10
5	The Rattlebag	5	1	4	88	139	-51	29	0	4
6	Honey Lambs	5	0	5	81	142	-61	30	1	1

Group 1 · E

Fixtures ↗

USA · Season 3 standings · Group 1 · E
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	¡Pa'lante!	5	5	0	173	72	+101	45	0	20
2	Ferrymen	5	4	1	153	97	+56	37	0	16
3	Elisionists	5	3	2	111	113	-2	39	0	12
4	Victoria Coren Mitchell Report	5	2	3	117	108	+9	35	1	9
5	Team Cutthroat	5	1	4	61	129	-68	24	0	4
6	Brainbow Connection	5	0	5	49	145	-96	24	0	0

Group 1 · F

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USA · Season 3 standings · Group 1 · F
Pos	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	The Oneders	5	4	1	0	137	80	+57	45	0	18
2	Gettin' Cheugy Wit It	5	3	1	1	117	99	+18	36	0	14
3	Kathleen Turner Overdrive	5	3	0	2	100	104	-4	27	0	12
4	Excelphiles	5	2	0	3	105	96	+9	30	2	10
5	Death Before Defeat... Alphabetically	5	0	2	3	90	111	-21	34	1	5
6	The Meeples	5	1	0	4	70	129	-59	24	0	4

Group 1 · G

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USA · Season 3 standings · Group 1 · G
Pos	Team	P	W	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	Wednesdays	5	5	0	152	91	+61	50	0	20
2	Trash Pandas	5	3	2	109	98	+11	36	2	14
3	Keen-Nections	5	3	2	87	108	-21	27	1	13
4	Stardew Valley PTA	5	2	3	107	110	-3	35	2	10
5	Evil DILF Motor Lodge	5	2	3	107	119	-12	32	0	8
6	Harvard Med	5	0	5	87	123	-36	35	2	2

Group 1 · H

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USA · Season 3 standings · Group 1 · H
Pos	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PD	G	B	Pts
1	The West Cantabridgians	5	4	0	1	126	103	+23	41	1	17
2	Bart Harley Jarvis	5	4	0	1	114	112	+2	31	0	16
3	The Ex-Expats	5	3	1	1	143	113	+30	47	1	15
4	Deus Sex Machina	5	2	1	2	117	115	+2	43	1	11
5	Mildcats	5	1	0	4	111	130	-19	39	3	7
6	Brandeisians	5	0	0	5	80	118	-38	30	2	2